Next patient! Zoidberg : Fry, it's been years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal, or non-fatal? Zoidberg : I saw a frilly cake in here you would remember all your life. I know I will. Late at night it haunts me with its frosty beauty. Lrrr : I mean, look at Donkey Kong here. Have you smelt his loincloth lately? Zoidberg : Yes.
Zoidberg : I don't quite know how to say this. Fry is dead! Fry : Oooow Not dead, the other thing. Fry : Like Dr. Zoidberg: he's a weird monster who smells like he eats garbage, and does. Zoidberg : Damn right! Bender : Oh, so it's just coincidence that Zoidberg here is desperately poor and miserably lonely? Leela : For your information, it's because he's hideous. Zoidberg : Aw! Zoidberg : Look, coupons! I can get two oil changes for the price of one.
Now, if I could only afford the one Ah, the years! So many memories, so many strange fluids gushing out of patients' bodies. Clamps : Mind your own business, slick. Zoidberg : My name is not Slick. It's Zoidberg. Bender : I'll just do the cutting. Zoidberg : You do and I'll [bleep] []i] [Ng gut you like a fish!. Professor Farnsworth : No. I'm afraid the Smellescope isn't powerful enough. Bender's odour is so mild it's being overpowered by local sources. People are paying attention to me!
Two records! Oh, Zoidberg, at last you're becoming a crafty consumer! Man : [on phone] Hello? Zoidberg : Hello? I'll take eight! Greatest opera of all time sucks. Zoidberg : I'll take eight! Hermes : Strange. Usually you don't know anything about human anatomy.
Zoidberg : I learned it from a decongestant commercial. Professor Farnsworth : So many loves half-loved. So many inventions half-invented.
That damn time machine alone set me back fifteen years. Zoidberg : If only it'd worked, you could go back and not waste your time on it. Also, he is usually shown to be highly unintelligent when it comes to being a doctor, such as thinking that Amy is the father of Leela's poppler , that humans have multiple mouths, that Fry is a robot, and that humans digest food in their hearts.
More so, he often mistakes the human penis for other objects, especially that of Hermes. The closest he has ever been to showing competence in the field of human medical science was in " Parasites Lost ", but only because he saw it in a commercial.
Grrrl : Hello. Shephard , sit back and enjoy the follies of these terrible film and television doctors instead. Animation: Dr. Zoidberg Futurama Can you get any more incompetent than Dr. Zoidberg, the lovable crustacean who attends to the medical needs of the characters on Futurama? So, if you need a boost on a particularly bad day…why not Zoidberg? Horror: Dr. Lecter Silence of the Lambs Sometimes it can be difficult to know how best to help a patient without crossing ethical boundaries, but we're pretty sure eating your patients is pretty far over the line.
Still, that's what makes the antihero of the thriller Silence of the Lambs and the subsequent sequels and spinoffs so mesmerizing. Hannibal Lecter exudes a terrifying magnetism that both fascinates and repulses. Silence of the Lambs won't calm your nerves after a particularly stressful day, but watching its characters wrestle with Lecter's skewed ethics might be a well-needed tonic when you're faced with tough questions.
Comedy: Dr. Rumack Airplane! Medical students learn quickly that good practice isn't just knowing facts — you need to be perceptive and aware of what's going on around you, and your patients. Rumack, the hapless doctor helping to steer the floundering crew and passengers of the titular airplane, may just be one of the most clueless doctors in the history of film, but that's what makes Leslie Neilsen's performance so classic.
Whether you've worked with an equally oblivious senior practitioner, or have had a moment of overconfident idiocy yourself, you'll understand that we all have times when we think we're in control, only to have reality come in and slap you in the face. Fry: You guys are crazy! Leela doesn't need surgery.
You look great the way you are. Leela: Ohh, that's so sweet Fry. But for once in my life I just want to look normal. Fry: But you are better than normal, you are abnormal. If you ask me, you shouldn't think what other people think.
Leela: You are right. I'll start by not caring what you think. Professor: Thatta girl! Leela: Right on! Zoidberg: Wonderful! And while you are under the knife, you can also get an ink pounch to help you escape your enemies.
Professor: That's the stupiest idea I've heard you imbecil! Zoidberg: Be careful with that athlete Leela. He is a doctor. They are very poor. Leela: Actually most doctors are rich. Zoidberg: What?!
When did this happen? You are joking, right? That's not funny! Zoidberg: The female Leelas problem is purely genetical. Soon she will lay her eggs and they will hatch and all will be fine.
Blue Zoidberg: So, tell me about yourself. Zoidberg: Well don't look into it, but i'm a respectful internal medicine doctor. Blue Zoidberg: As for me i design mansions, then live in them. I'm an apalling failure! Zoidberg: [Crying] Me too! A big fat one. Blue Zoidberg: And those co-workers, always looking down on us Zoidbergs. What are they? From Nobhill? Zoidberg: They're all like "Stop spraying me with ink Zoidberg! Blue Zoidberg: Uuh that box. Too good for us, is it?
Zoidberg: Bah! Some day they'll watch, from down in the gutter they will, as King Zoidberg caresses their fancy box! Blue Zoidberg: You know, maybe a certain blue lobster saw where the Professor hid the box.
Zoidberg: Surrender your mysteries to Zoidberg! Zoidberg: Oh now!
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